Blenders Clearing House Staff Review
Nothing compares to winning sweepstakes when you’re as frugal as I am, and the Blenders Clearing House franchise is stuffed with prizes blended and priced to please penny-pinching aficionados like yours truly. Today, I’m smoking a silky 6-by-50 Toro from Blenders Clearing House in the hopes that your coolerdor one day brims with untold fortunes as mine does.
Who doesn’t dream of answering the doorbell only to find Ed McMahon on the front step with a million-dollar check as big as the hood of a Buick under his arm? “Oh, those sweepstakes are just scams,” I’m sure you’re thinking. That’s what I thought until I smoked a Blenders Clearing House cigar. Not only can I buy enough bundles to satisfy my copious cigar consumption, but I can afford to host a free herf for the whole neighborhood. Why splurge on overpriced premiums just because they come in a box when you can score scrumptious 20-count bundles of Blenders Clearing House for pennies on the dollar? Allow me to explain.
Blenders Clearing House cigars hail from a prestigious small-batch cigar factory in the Dominican Republic, where passionate artisans blend and handcraft them from 100% premium long-filler tobaccos. After they're aged and wrapped in shimmering cellophane sleeves, you can scoop them up for a total steal. Blenders Clearing House cigars were created for finicky connoisseurs who demand elite quality, flavor, and aroma despite adhering to the budget of a hobo. Sound like somebody you know?
You’ve got two unique wrappers to choose from—an oily Ecuador Habano (Maduro) and the golden-blond Ecuador Connecticut (Natural) I’m smoking for today’s review. Both conceal a core of vintage Dominican and Nicaraguan long-fillers matured for peak smoothness. When I slice open a fresh batch, creamy aromas of cedar and coffee bean infuse my nostrils with a hint of maple and pepper. The cap slips off a seamless wrapper with laser-like precision when the blades of my guillotine cutter clamp down on the head.
Blenders Clearing House cigars aren’t overly complex, but they’re also completely non-offensive. That’s because the wrapper, binder, and filler tobaccos are fermented for eons. Delicate notes of oak, white pepper, and crème brûlée mingle with an easygoing foundation of coffee bean and assorted nuts. Blenders Clearing House possesses a plethora of hallmarks you only get from well-aged tobacco.
After forty minutes, I’ve only tapped the ash off a few times throughout a perfectly burning smoke. Eagerly, I peel off the band, fully prepared to devour the nub, which offers fifteen more minutes of pure pleasure before a long, velvety finish bathes my taste buds.
As one of the most beloved bundles in our sprawling humidified warehouse, Blenders Clearing House cigars are more than utility yard ‘gars. They’re on par with top-rated premiums that cost ten times more. Add a bundle to your next order forthwith! But you don’t have to rely solely on my miserly advice. You’ll get through War and Peace faster than the pages of glowing customer reviews Blenders Clearing House cigars have racked up.
Until next time, long ashes to you!
