Dissident Soap Box by Alec Bradley

From the esteemed house of Alec Bradley comes an unknown brand manufactured exclusively for a small, boutique startup company. Big dreams didn't quite pan out for Dissident cigars, which in its finest hour occupied nominal shelf space in 14 cigar stores nationwide. After biting off more than they could chew with not much to show for it, the team at Dissident decided to throw in the towel on their dubious, unsung brand. The folks at Alec Bradley were on the hook for the leftover inventory which was estimated to last 185 years at the old prices, so they swiftly made a call to the Holt's Liquidation Hotline. Despite the peculiar brand name and goofy packaging, we accepted their offer for a rock-bottom discount. At Holt's, we stand proud as equal opportunity capitalists and devout patrons of The Closeout. Handcrafted in Nicaragua under the eagle eye of Alec Bradley, this lively closeout boasts a silky Nicaraguan wrapper along with a boisterous blend of all-Nicaraguan long-fillers. Medium to full-bodied, these boutique boomsticks deliver crisp notes of cedar, earth and black pepper right down to the nub. While supplies last, treat yourself to full boxes of Dissident Soap Box for the soul-crushing, closeout price of just $39.95 per box! Dissident's final swan song is being yodeled to the tune of 73% off MSRP, just $1.99 per cigar! Welcome to boutique bedlam, son! Order now, or forever hold your peace.