If you’ve been slamming coffee and hitting the refresh button on your inbox since 4am, the wait is over, friends! This weekend’s National Brand Price Crusher has arrived with 30 iconic options for up to 66% off MSRP! You’ve probably got enough caffeine pumping through your brain to hear a bird chirp over a chainsaw, but you can start to calm down once your fidgety fingers are finished filling the shopping cart. La Gloria Cubana, Nub, Oliva, Alec Bradley, Romeo, Cain, Montecristo, CAO, Cohiba, Punch, E.P. Carrillo, H. Upmann, Kirstoff, Perdomo, and many more get discounts that are typically reserved for cat burglars for as low as $2.49 per cigar. We don’t care if you’re still on Netscape. It’s early and you’ve got 48-hours to get your order in and get FREE SHIPPING before it’s safe to power down the dial-up modem, son!